aphmissbabybeilschmidt

alltimechemicalkilljoy:

the-tv-light:

lookatthewords:

goatsy:

Reblog if your cramps have ever

  • made you vomit
  • lasted between 2-3 days
  • stopped you from being able to walk or run
  • made you cry

It’s not considered a viable excuse on any occasion, and I would like to know…

Don’t forget the never ending bouts of diarrhea and hives and weird lumps that form in your lower belly.

wolfwarrior112

twcno:

futurebatgirl:

patrexes:

4sensesplusascarf:

Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.

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remove cattle from stage

that’s not even the best partimagekey terms include:

  • balance your chair on two legs”
  • "continue swimming motion"
  • "insert peanuts"
  • "play ball!"
  • "release the penguins"
  • "gradually become agitated"
  • "light explosives now….. and…..   ….. now."
chrysanthemum-boy

Your Hetalia bf based on zodiacs

greeceismyfavorite:

Aries: aph Spain (Libra)

Taurus: aph Austria (Scorpio)

Gemini: aph Greece (Saggitarius)

Cancer: aph Italy (Taurus)

Leo: aph America (Aries)

Virgo: aph Germany (Scorpio)

Libra: aph France (Libra)

Scorpio: aph Canada or England (Pices)

Saggitarius: aph Switzerland (Aquarius)

Capricorn: aph Japan (Virgo)

Aquarius: aph Norway (Gemini)

Pisces: aph China (Scorpio)